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Do you remember when we didn’t attend virtual meetings while wearing slippers? That time when we didn’t do our shopping while wearing facial masks and trying to dodge that fucker in the cleaning materials isle with that nasty little cough. This would be the time before we clucked our tongues disapprovingly while shaking our heads
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Her mother should have accompanied her to the bathroom. His mother should have gone to prison with him for introducing him to drugs as a youngster. The drugs made him do it. I don’t believe in new year’s resolutions at all, because I think it’s just a sure-fire way of setting yourself up
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The first time I Googled the distance between South Africa and Columbus, Google told me to go fuck myself, but once I realised that I had made a typo Google delivered the cold, hard truth. Google candy-coats nothing – if you don’t trust me just type ‘childbirth’ into the search bar. I did it because
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Do you know what’s worse than drinking water when you’re not thirsty? Drinking water when you need an ultrasound. I don’t drink water unless I’m forced. Today was one of those forced situations. Walking into the radiology department, I could tell my fellow ultrasounders from the X-rayers. Ultrasounders pick the seat closest to the toilets.
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What a crazy time to be alive! That man with the terrible hairstyle and strange complexion is at the helm of what is considered to be the most powerful country in the world. The United States of America is slowly but surely regressing to the conservative nation it once was. Bigotry is rife and minorities
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One of the numerous things about human beings that completely baffle me is why we insist on lying to ourselves. It’s entirely possible that I am the only one actually guilty of this, and that fact doesn’t really console me. In fact, it infuriates me more than the lying does. You know which part is






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